James Blunt - You're beautiful by the muttons! omg damn funny

my life is brilliant
i'm very smart
my love is pure
i never do that one before.
i saw an angel
my house is haunted.
of that i'm sure
i'm very sure
she smiled at me on the subway
someone stalking me on mrt.
she was with another man
she's a cheekopek.
but i've got a reason to sleep all night 'cos i've got a plan
my mattress very comfortable.
you're beautiful
you're very pretty.
you're beautiful
you're very pretty.
you're beautiful, it's true
i not bluffing.
i saw your face, in a crowded place
you also quite fat cos so many people i also can see you.
and i dont know what to do
because I had no food,
'cos i'll never be with you
i'm scared you'll eat me.

The Reason - Hoobastank

I'm not a perfect person
i'm balding, i got squinted eyes, six fingers, and my toe crooked
there's many things i wish i didn't do
I wish I never go Prima Deli and eat.
but I continue learning
I stay back 5 years PSLE.
I never meant to do those things to you
I wish I din take you to Prima Deli to eat.
And so I have to say before I go
My mother calling ask me go home.
That I just want you to know
Listen ah,
I found a reason for me
Because I don't like rice and kway teow anymore (OMG LOL)
to change who i used to be
i'm going for a sex change operation
a reason to start over new
I like fiona xie. (LOL)
and the reason is you
I think i'm liddat cos i ate at Prima Deli.