just came back from FoP (festival of praise)
wow the atmosphere there was electrifying there I tell you!
was with tiffany hanson shawn, and bert's gang with nicseah dfoo amelia etc. hahaha tiffany is so ... not intellectually inclined (SEE IM SO POLITE). here's a few examples of why so:
usher to tiffany: can you help me interpret to this chinese guy?
(what tiffany wanted to say before the usher walked away): no sorry I can't, i'm chinese.
Example 2:
tiff: I want to buy a Mac Filet O'Fish.
Me: What's a Mac Filet O'Fish?
and alot alot more. HAHAHAHA.

ok what happened this week, there was like ogl interview and ihc track as the most interesting things I suppose. oh and chinks and mairah are Mr. and Ms. Singapore. Hahaha. I thought it was Mrs. Singapore. Then I was like eh mairah come talk to your husband! then she said why is he my husband. then i said cos you mrs singapore what. then oops its actually ms hahaha. oh well lucky chinks that it's ms then haha =P and walao mairah is a scammer, she went like eh nigel yeo want to buy my cookies? $2 only! then I said how many? one ah. then she said no 15! but i heard 50. so i said 50 cookies for $2?! <-- this was rather loud. then she said YAH YAH. so obviously i said OK YEAH SURE. then later on she told me it was 15, omg i got scammedzxzx.

talking about zxzx, i was telling teef, the best way to stop the lians who tokx lik disxzxxzx is to pass a law to force them to actually speak like that in real life if they wanna use it in sms or whatever. like can u imagine

random lian 1 to her boyfriend (IN REAL LIFE): heihey darlingxxzx, iiee relli misscx euu lehxx! lurrfee euu 4eva n eva okieex? cyaa tomolo worxx!!

EVERYTHING must be pronounced clearly. See how dumb they get. Then teef told me she actually heard some of them talking like that with 'heyheyxxx' 'buaixxx' in real life. OHMYGOD. THEY DONT EVEN FIND THAT STUPID. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO. ARRGHGHGHGH

yeah during ihc track, yihui ran the 1.5km! so me and chinks were wooping and shouting 'GO BW! BW ALL THE WAY!' with me in my MR house t-shirt and chinks next to his HH friends. We were doing it on purpose also la. Kinda resembles our hypothetical way of screwing up ihc throwing: make sure alot of people are supporting you for javelin, with like siang huat shouting GO CHINKS! THROW IT ALL THE WAY! then, he waves to the crowd majestically, picks up the javelin, then throws it straight into the ground in front of him. I then came up with an improvised version to absolve us from blame, where all the cheering from the spectators make us pretend to be damn stressed, then we throw the javelin into the ground and make sure its counted, then squat down and cover our heads and start crying 'WHY?! WHY MUST YOU ALL MAKE ME SO STRESS?! TELL ME TO GO ALL THE WAY FOR THE HOUSE?! WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME COMMITT SO MUCH?!' woot haha

ogl interview, I got interviewed by wanjoo and alyssa. haha they were nice, and I answered the questions as best I could. Really interesting, they made me tell a joke (like nearly everyone else) but they made nicky sing haha. Then nicky was like sing what. Wanjoo told him to sing umbrella (I think, or maybe he picked it himself). So he sang. And he demonstrated it to me during lecture with the 'When the sun shines we'll shine togeda'. In that lecture, we both got nearly screwed by the econs lecturer again when we were laughing he was like 'You two want to stand up again is it?' Like wth, the group of humans girls laughing so loudly next to us only merited a 'wah that side rather noisy ah' Then we get arrowed like that. well according to nicky's theory, 'aiyah he jealous of us say la. So ugly then purposely come niao us' HAHAHA.