Hi guys, here's the list of H3 requirements as passed down to me by my CT. Please circulate this to help your friends who are considering taking up H3s.

With regards to the Higher 3 modules at Raffles Junior College, students are now required in the revised syllabus to perform simple introductory tasks to finalize the success of their application into these modules. Failure to do so will result in a cancelling of all H3 options, daily remedial classes and in extreme scenarios expulsion from school or execution.

Chemistry: Introductory lecture requirements: Using only your hand, reach into the air and synthesize an amount of water that is equal in volume to Avagadro's Constant. You are not given anything other than your hand. The water must form the word's 'Avogadro's Constant' on your palm. Following this, synthesize the water on your hand into tellurium hexafluoride gas. You are required to change the state of this gas into liquid (tellurium hexafluoride does not exist in liquid form) and this liquid must spell 'Tellurium Hexafluoride' on your palm.

Biology: You are given a bean sprout. No you are not supposed to dissect it, but rather regenerate it into a human heart. Completion of this task earns you the right to enter the laboratory, where you are given a comb. Use this comb to transplant the new human heart into your own body. Two hearts are better than one.

Physics: You are given a toy racing car, a parachute, vernier calipers, a tennis ball and a retort stand. Build a working F1 Raptor plane and proceed to take it on a course around the world. After completing 10 rounds around the world in 0.5 seconds (this is mandatory), release the tennis ball and apply the concepts of circular motion and other related theories to ensure that the ball remains in a permanent orbit around the Earth.

Maths: You are given the theories of differentiation and integration, Pythagoras' Theroem, and TOA CAH SOH. Disprove these mathematical theories, and using these theories formulate an accurate theory of your own. Transcribe these theories onto a working calculator. The calculator must be self-made. For bonus points to go to Cambridge, use geometry to show that squares are round.

Economics: You are required to bring your bankbook to school. In the introductory lecture, the lecturer gives you 10 minutes and when he looks at your bank book after that, he expects to see it 5 million dollars healthier. Failure to do so will result in your entire bankbook being resetted, with deletion of any prior savings.

History: You are required to go back in time and prevent the assassination of John F. Kennedy, and are only allowed to bring a toothpick and a 10 cm length of dental floss. Note that the toothpick and dental floss must be used for both creating the time portal and the prevention of the assassination.

Geography: You are required to perform a freezing breath on an erupting volcano in order to prevent this disaster. Bonus points are given if you take H3 History and are able to go back in time and hold the tectonic plates in place to prevent the eruption of the volcano.

Art: Reproduce Leonardo Da Vinci's 'Mona Lisa' and 'The Last Supper', as well as downplay the works of Picasso by showing how 'easily' you reproduce any of his works. You are given 20 grams of eraser dust, two 0.5mm 2B pencil leads and 2 strands of horse hair. You are encouraged to use blood (from any source) as a main component of any paint you might wish to use. Paint is not given.

Music: Rearrange Pachebel's Canon into The Killers' Mr Brightside.

Chinese: Orchestrate the assassination of Qin Shi Huang. Become the Emperor of China and rule the Forbidden City for a period of no less than 6000 years. H3 History is a requirement for this module.

Tamil: You are required to communicate with the teacher and the rest of the class via a telepathic link. when you walk into the class, do not be shocked if the entire class is quiet. attempt to talk will only get you kicked out of the class, as if you were able to take Tamil H3 you would be communicating psychically when you walk into the room.

General Paper: Write a novel using only words that have no vowels. The novel must not be less than 200,000 words in length. You are given a piece of parchment and a quill. No ink is provided. The novel must include elements of Shakespeare and Orwell, with modern elements of Dan Brown and James Patterson thrown in for good measure.

Physical Education: H3 pullups: using a beam/stick/canoe paddle, do a pullup in the air with your stick not attached to anything. a combination of pushes and pulls is required to do this, so H3 physics is a worthy investment.
Phase 2: Run 2.4 km in 2.4 seconds.