Classic Kennedy

Now, it's time for some classic Kennedy.

1st Classic Kennedy.

Scene: 2H classroom
Event: Back in school after the holidays

Me: Hey Hanson how was your trip back to Indonesia?
Hanson: Oh, it was quite okay.
Kennedy: Eh Hanson, you go Indonesia got eat food anot?
*frozen silence from everyone, followed by loud bursts of rancuous laughter*
Hanson: No, no, I only drank water.
Kennedy: ...

2nd Classic Kennedy.

Scene: 2H classroom
Event: Last day of school

Kennedy: Eh Hanson! When you go back to Indonesia, don't forget to buy Indomee for me!
Me: You can buy Indomee in Singapore also.
Kennedy: The Indomee in Indonesia tastes nicer.

3rd Classic Kennedy.

Scene: Somewhere in school
Event: Not Applicable

Kennedy: Eh guys wanna hear some damn funny jokes?
Everyone: No.
Kennedy: Okay here's the first one. Why is the sea so blue?
*stony silence*
Kennedy: Because the fish go bloop bloop bloop! Ahahahaha!
*everyone feels like whacking him*
Kennedy: Okay now, what is the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?
*more stony silence*
Kennedy: Snowballs! AHAHAHA!
*everyone whacks him*

4th Classic Kennedy

Scene: My house.
Event: Chinks and Kennedy are sleeping over; Kennedy is sleeping nearest to the lights, Chinks and I are sleeping side by side.

Me: Kennedy go and off the lights cos' you're the closest.
Kennedy: Chinks go and off the lights cos' you're the closest.
Chinks: Harh? How come I am the closest
Kennedy: Because Snake can go through the wall and come out the other side. (i.e. the Snake II game)
Chinks and me: HAHAHAHAHAHA

5th Classic Kennedy

Scene: 4A Classroom
Event: 5 minute break in between lessons

Me: Kennedy when are you going for shooting finals?
Kennedy: Oh next week.
Me: Can we go and support?
Kennedy: Cannot, I think Mr. Seah don't allow. But I think during prize presentation the whole team can go.
Me: Oh okay so when is prize presentation? (keeping in mind that it was the 1st week of July)
Kennedy: Quite long ago.
Me: When exactly?
Kennedy: Middle of July.
Me: HAHAHAHAHA